Central has agreed not to repeat the South Park‘s Christmas special, entitled
“Bloody Mary”, following complaints from the Catholic League for Religious and Civil
Rights. The episode shows faithful Christians flocking to a local church, hoping to
be healed by a statue of the Virgin Mary which appeared to be bleeding from its behind.
Pope Benedict XVI arrives to investigate and concludes that she is merely menstruating.
“A chick bleeding out her vagina is no miracle,” he declares. “Chicks bleed out their
vaginas all the time.” The special was due to be rebroadcast on Wednesday, but was
pulled from the network’s line-up without explanation
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